To you youngins, Borgnine was McHale in McHale's Navy, and Don Rickles most recently was the Voice of Mr. I'd love to see roasts of Earnist Borgnine, Don Rickles, and Bill Cosby. It'll be like that "Masters of the Universe" where He Man and Skeletor team up to drive off the unspeakably evil alien.
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Grimis, I'm willing to put our differences aside to work together toward the ultimate destruction of Chevy Chase.
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We got a full moon? What the hell is going on here? That pretty much sums up my feelings about the roast.
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LIBERAL- adj: abundant, incapable, self-serving, racist, confiscatory, welfare-loving, anti-liberty, scrooge-like, indulgent, lavish, unprincipled, closed-minded, philanthropic with other peoples money, big-government loving, selfish, uptight, unrealisitc, unenlightened, discriminatory, totalitarian, partial, strict, overpermissive, intolerant, biased, bigoted, prejudicedįoxSports had a roast for Tom Arnold before his wedding a few months ago. Sorry, I was hoping this meant Chevy Chase was immolated. So thank you for adding a step to my Halloween process"- homestarrunner I guess I can use this to go.um.buy some candy. The Chevy Chase roast was bad, and who the Hell is Lisa Lampanelli? They had a roast of Tom Arnold? Where was I for that one? That would be a good roast (Tom's negative review notwithstanding). I still think this roast was better than the Roast of Tom Arnold. The roast would've been better if Triumph, David Spade or Norm McDonald showed up. Swordsman Yen:How's this for taking wrestling less seriously? *click* Did Alan King retire or does he hate him too much to show up too? And you will know my name as the Bookerman, when I lay my catchphrase upon thee!"ĭDP & Kevin: *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* And I will lay the smack down upon thee with great vengeance and furious roid rage those who attempt to outwrestle and expose my brothers. Blessed is he, who in the name of tradition and sports entertainment carries the stiffs through the matches of Nitro, for he is truly the workrate's keeper, and the finder of lost quality. "The path of the bookerman is beset on all sides by the inequities of the talented, and the tyranny of workrate freaks. # 5 Posted on 2.12.02 1846.10 | Instant Rating: 4.05Īnyone pick up thost Dean Martin "Man of the Hour" roasts they're whoring on late night/early morning infomercials? they look like a good time to me.ĭDP: Well, there's this little passage I got memorized, Diamond Dallas 25:17. "I just got pinned by a friggin twelve-year-old."įrom: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary. That's probably why they didn't have that many big stars at the roast.īTW, Al Franken's speech was the funniest.
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A lot of people were happy when he left SNL. 'Date's over.get out.'"Ĭhase is the biggest prick in SNL history. i knew it was gonna be on and completely forgot about it until i saw the title to this thread. "We're here for one reason tonight - because that castrating wench won't let him go to a strip joint."ĭammit.i missed it. We're going to roast a friend of mine at his bachelor party: Still, I never get tired of this kind of humor. Where were all the decrepit Jews? Let's bring the Friars back to where it began. (Bias Note: I have worked with Todd Barry. Triumph is SNL warhorse Robert Smigel (see above) It's the only thing he does with any skill at all, and God knows he's not famous. Jeffrey Ross could have been there though. This is why half of the roasters had to start with variations on "Why am I here? I don't know this guy". They couldn't even bring Vigoda out of the mothballs for that one. This also explains why there were so few "famous" people there. That new SNL book illustrated that point very clearly. Swordsman Yen:How's this for taking wrestling less seriously? *click* Promote this thread! I'm a fucking dramatic actor." Richard Belzerġ10402 Faust:the whole damn IWC needs to take themselves less seriously - and more importantly - take wrestling less seriously. Line of the night:"Don't give me your fucking courtesy laughs.
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I was soooooo waiting for someone to go "If I wanted to hear you cackle like an idiot I'd watch CBS for the first time since 1994." I like Paul, but that LAUGH. Next year, they should do Bill Clinton or Bill Murray.ĮDIT! I should also add that Schaffer's laugh annoyed me after a while. I guess the best roaster award goes to Steven Colbert, due to lack of competition. Steve Martin and Martin Short were funny, but it would've been funny to see them you know, ACTUALLY THERE AND MAKING FUN OF CHEVY. Where was Jeffrey Ross? He's the HIGHLIGHT of every roast he appears on. (3375 newer) Next thread | Previous thread This thread has 916 referrals leading to it